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Tuesday, January 9, 2018

2018-Laundry Soap


The changing of the tides. Get it? Tide soap...the title. The new year. Ok Maybe it was a stretch of humor and puns.

The new year has been here for 9 days. It came in like any other. However, there is some strange momentum and cosmic energy out there. THE universe or planetary alignments or something are causing some serious molecular activity.

HARPO

Except Oprah.

Her speech brought down the house at the Golden Globes. I didn't watch the show, but I viewed a video recording of her speech. She deserved the award. I think she excels in everything she does. I need some of that.

My friends were either cheering or jeering. There was no in between. Several of them thought that wasn't the platform. Several of them thought she eloquently blanketed all men into scoundrels. Many have asked where her voice has been for 20 years on these platforms? Others thought she was magnificent and are still talking about it. In fact, many are already campaigning for her for a presidential run 2020.

I think it was pretty profound. She had some big truths in there. And she also intended to rise up women, I believe. I think it is unfair to blanket men in this negative light, but we cannot ignore many men were and are naughty. Yes, women, too. BUT...we also cannot ignore that the sexual harassment and assault is predominately male offenders. We can't be all inclusive and we can't be all exclusive, but there is a huge majority. So how do we get to a better place?

Don't worry. We will leave it up to the yoots as we always do. We are the old philosophers. They are the change. That's my theory. Maybe I should write a paper about it.

CocKADOODLE DOO

The mainstream news is about the same. Some NY big wig... oh...just a former governor threatened to stab someone in the rooster (cawk). And they think Trump is vulgar. I have no idea why the guy was all anti-chickens. Thank God some majority voted him in as governor once. (sarcasm)

But what is super fantabulous is a hero whale saved a diver from a tiger shark. Bravo, Lumpy! That's what I named him. He's a humpback whale with lots of lumps and bumps. It actually brought tears to my eyes. You  need to go here to see the story. 

The Plagues of Egypt

California continues to feel the Plagues of Egypt. When we all thought they were going to burn down, now they have record rain. I bet that is a mess. I wonder though, if it could be bottled up as a beauty secret. Charcoal and clay are good for the skin.

Winter SPorts REPORT with Don Allen and Gladys Nightstone

The Olympics are coming up. We now have SoNoKorea. It's like SoCal only it's combing countries and not as catchy. Maybe the Rocket Man will convince South Korea to unite against America, or just take over like an acquisition.

You Are The Apple Of My Eye-Fuck You

The funny thing about Apple. I knew they were hosing everyone on slowing down the phones, but of course, I had no proof. When that came out, I think I pointed at everyone of my iPhone loving friends and said, "See! See!" It's all about money. Now they are warning that their devices are addictive to kids. Lawdy, help us. Do we not have any more fucking parenting skills to combat too much video, tv, and phone time? Fuck me in the ass. Yes, we should blame Apple because they need to pay back every iPhone user and buyer in America for their scam. BUT...not the addiction part. That is learned and allowed behavior. Do you hear yourselves? Redonkulous.

Sky Mole

I also love how we announce launches of spy satellites and the fact it is a failure. So...we announce our intentions of covert operations and then announce it failed and was destroyed? Is that really true. The first notion is stupid, but then follow up with it failed might be a ploy. Well, who really knows, right? Anyway. Can we just shut the fuck up and not announce every move someone makes. What happened to quiet and secretive America? Sometimes that word transparency is stupid and dangerous. I don't think it always means what you think it means.

YOUR PATROL CAR DEFINES YOU

I bet you didn't know I have a new article up at Law Enforcement Today...

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Merry Holidays, Peeps!

It is the week after Christmas and before New Years Day. Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas! Happy birthday, Jesus!
Just so you know...I'm super tough. Thank you, God.


In Muncie news...they have opened the fire stations and city hall as warming stations for the homeless or those without heat. 

In Wyoming...you had bridges. Or the mission if you were sober. If not, we had the bed and breakfast on the hill...El Clinko. 

My question is...how do those firefighters get any sleep when they have to entertain guests?




In Georgia news...Georgia Cop Block founder, Jonathan Beavers of Canton was arrested on a charge of impersonating an officer and currently remains in the Cherokee County jail. Credit...WSB-TV 2 Atlanta news. Thank you for that update! And Karma...she is a bitch. Oh yes, he lives in mommy's basement.Sigh. 

In world news...I don't know. I unplugged during the last few days to celebrate Jesus. 

I will be working on a Law Enforcement Today post. Give me some ideas! What do you want to know? I got a lot of nothing going on in my head. I think school zapped my brains. 

Call the COPS!






Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Hells Bells....The Dark Side Of Christmas

Holy balls, I haven't posted on here since November 29. What the heck?

School overtook me like a wolf over a herd of sheep. Wait, that is far too violent of a thought. Maybe like fox dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit hole. No, that is horrible.

Like a group of Sassenachs befelled America. Again, not a nice thought. Wait. That did happen.

Like a bottle of Listerine overtook a hobo under a bridge. Wait. That is kind of sad.

Like a nut influences a squirrel...

Not really. I was on a great hunt for Sasquatch. It took me on a great journey. I cannot talk about the rest. I have been sworn to secrecy.

Anycolloquialsms, I feel decompression is finally happening which is remarkably similar to quitting police work. Oy.

The STRESS!

I was speaking to a professor in the hallway and he told me not to sweat it. Since he got his degree from Notre Dame, I think I will take that into consideration. One more year. This time next year, I will have a master's degree. I hope. That is, if I don't screw it up.

Christmas is upon us. Happy birthday, Jesus! Yay, God! I love this time of year. People are nice for a few days. And then grumpy again because they spent too much money. Not me. You cannot spend what you do not have, and so I like to spread cheer and kindness. So do not despair, if you did not get a gift from Fargo. I still love ya!

And now to damper our good spirit.

Can you believe a study by Kyra Hamill claims Jingle Bells is racist? I mean, seriously, why are we even here anymore? I need to get a hold of this paper, because what I find online does not describe anything remarkable to me. And...just like any other song, it has come to mean something else to other people. Geez.  Are liberals going to take the fun out of everything? Next thing you know, Santa will be proven to be the leader of the KKK. Maybe AC/DC had it right in the first place?



Maybe Krampus should pay someone a visit.

How much worse can it get than pissing on peace time and holly jolly traditions? After all, does this really matter and why do we pronounce such preposterous notions? Well, it did create a stir. Just like the mouse.

And, we must not forget, Christmas is all about baby Jesus. Santa came later. And pretty soon, we mixed the holy with an extra "l" and got holly jolly.

Next thing you know, Silent Night will be sexist and was geared to shut up victims of sexual harassment and assault. Ok. That was a bad joke. (And a segue to my newest article on LET)

Too soon?

Lots of prayers up for the world.



This is a holy time of peace and joy.






I hope your holiday season is merry and bright. God bless!